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im permabanned poster nonkestomper58. i first started watching cookie☆ videos when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with them and tried to channel their energy constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “atamawaruwaru”, "114514", and “aaaaaaaaaaa wasuretetaaaa” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what cookie☆ was all about; i think it’s repetition and the transgression of social boundaries, what modern psychiatry considers to be some of the core symptoms of autism. i would advise all people who “get” this stuff to be careful because that likely means you have a developmental disorder and/or predisposition to a mental illness. peace.


SZ...I don't get why you guys think she's a cold blooded murderer. The voice drama is just written to make her out as the bad guy, when really she's no worse than any other character and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She rejected RRM for no reason and left her out in the cold?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking rejected RRM for no reason. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She's just smart enough to know never to date someone like her.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DATE RRM? Do I have to remind you she's the one who made *that* CD? She even moved onto fictional men because real ones couldn't satisfy her. SZ knew this, she's a fucking ladies woman. She knows what filthy whores like RRM want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly leaves people in the cold.

Objection! She loves ICG so much the urge to reciprocate was irresistible. She just wanted to show ICG her appreciation - RRM could wait. She's far from heartless.

Objectively, ICG is a far better character than RRM. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like RRM, and if she weren't stuck with that understocked ass merchant NYN and no plothax she and SZ probably would have already been official.


Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Palanquin Ship's Pastry Workshop a while ago; you know, Palanquin Ship's Pastry Workshop?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "free chocolate bar" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You don't come to Palanquin Ship's Pastry Workshop just because of a chocolate bar, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some pastries, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Palanquin Ship's Pastry Workshop should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where the shopkeep and the customer can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Nonke should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the rat beside me goes "extra-large pancakes, with extra sugar, butter, and syrup."
Who in the world orders extra sugar, butter, and syrup nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask her, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sugar, butter, and syrup?"
I want to interrogate her. I want to interrogate her for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sugar, butter, and syrup"?
Coming from a Palanquin Ship's Pastry Workshop veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, pain au chocolat with homemade chocolate.
That's right, homemade chocolate. This is the vet's way of eating.
Homemade means made with love. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.